I hate making Christmas lists...

but have been asked to, very politely. I understand that I'm difficult to shop for, so I bend to your will.

• http://www.fez-o-rama.com I love all their fezzes, and have several. I could use several more!
• http://www.tikifarm.com/vonFranco_ltd.htm
• http://www.tikifarm.com/tiki_mugs_p1.htm All except the "Tikinator" 'cause that one's gay.
• http://www.tikifarm.com/tiki_mugs_p3.htm The "APE"
• http://www.tikifarm.com/decanters.htm The Suffering Bastard (I have it in blue already)
• http://www.tikifarm.com/bowls.htm The Von Fanco and Mai Kai Bowls
• http://www.outregallery.com/browse.aspx?Category=23
• http://cgi.ebay.com/Vintage-Orchids-of-Hawaii-Volcano-Drinks-Hula-Girl-Bowl_W0QQitemZ130050364163QQihZ003QQcategoryZ2001QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem this kind of bowl is called a "volcano bowl" or occasionally a "scorpion bowl" and I haven't found anywhere to steal one yet...
• Gift Cards from anyplace: Lowe's, Home Depot, Ikea, Target, etc. will go toward fun house stuff
• Zappos.com Gift Certs (or cool shoes in a 15)
• http://www.munktiki.com/ I have nothing from here yet.
• A Nintendo Wii (Mom, this means you!)
• Cool Day of the Dead stuff
• Gift Cards to someplace that will frame my Shag stuff...
• http://www.nvo.com/lauterer/masonicbutersguide/category.nhtml?catuid=10011

Please don't feel constrained by my list, anyone reading this knows me and I've never been disappointed by a gift from one of you!

-CP